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Oct 01, 2005, 12:19 PM // 12:19
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Cold Plains of the Midland States
Guild: The Lost Number (TLN)
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I get a laugh everytime i hear this song.
Hulk Hogan Rulez!! Beach Patrol I was walkin' down the beach lookin' for some action Had my radio set on a rap rap station Saw a girl in trouble, a sticky situation She wanted me to give her mouth-to-mouth recesitation CHORUS: We are the Beach Patrol We want to party, party, party We are the Beach Patrol We want to party, party, party We were cruisin' down the beach checkin' out the action Had my radio rockin' to a heavy metal station Puttin' on some shades, tryin' to catch some rays When I caught the lifeguard messin' with my babe CHORUS Whoop there it is, whoop there it is You better watch out here comes my boyfriend Pump it up, pump it up, pump up the bass Whoop there it is, check it out, check it in You'll be six feet deep if you touch my girlfriend You know this homeboy can lose control You just don't mess with the Beach Patrol CHORUS When you're hangin' at the beach you can see so much Look all you want but you better not touch Take it from me, don't lose control 'Cause you're gonna have to deal with the Beach Patrol CHORUS Pump it up, pump it up, pump up the bass Hey girlfriend! Yo dudes, should we call 911? Whoops there it is, slam into it baby, slam into it, slam into it...homeboy Backseat baby...when you're ready Yo dudes! Hey girlfriend Whoop there it is, whoop there it is, whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoop there it is Hulk's the One They say your heart is made out of stone You got me hanging by a string My friends all tell me you're bad to the bone Please be bad to me CHORUS: You're the one...the only one Hulk's the only one for me He's the man...the only man Hulk's the only man for me You had me hooked from that very first look You got me down on my knees When you turned on the charm, I heard the alarm I should have called the police CHORUS My friends all tell me I'm under your spell But I'm too blind to see You held on so strong and then you are gone You turned the lights out on me CHORUS |
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Oct 01, 2005, 08:15 PM // 20:15
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Apr 2005
Guild: aFk
Profession: Me/Rt
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What a scene- The goo goo dolls:
Lies hurt more than truth Innocence looks good on you Now everybody whants to know your name |
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Oct 01, 2005, 11:05 PM // 23:05
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: Jun 2005
Profession: Mo/
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Sorry to go off topic.
I was given an instant message from IRL friend of zehly with the request that I post the following information onto one of her threads. Being the only one on the first page, I decided to use this. She’s currently in the hospital due to malnutrition and dehydration. She was in a 7-11 and collapsed. My own limited information on the matter prevents me from being able to say more, however she should be out tomorrow. |
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Oct 02, 2005, 01:21 AM // 01:21
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Damn that sucks.
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Oct 02, 2005, 02:02 AM // 02:02
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#145 |
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Oct 2005
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That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spot light. Losing my religion. |
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Oct 02, 2005, 02:12 AM // 02:12
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I Hate Everything
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Boston, MA
Profession: N/W
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Quote:
Mississippi They call her Mississippi But she don't flow to me Spends her light on the Bayou But she don't come to see She's the one that makes my dreams They call her Mississippi But she don't flow to me The shape of her horizon Makes the morning sun When she puts her eyes on Each and anyone She's the one that makes me fall Midnight moon shines through it all She's the one that makes me fall Midnight moon shines through it all She's the one that makes my dreams They call her Mississippi But she don't flow to me They call her Mississippi But she don't flow to me |
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Oct 02, 2005, 02:22 AM // 02:22
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Apr 2005
Guild: aFk
Profession: Me/Rt
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For train this would have to be it:
TRAIN LYRICS "When I Look To The Sky" [Verse 1] When it rains it pours and opens doors And floods the floors we thought would always keep us safe and dry And in the midst of sailing ships we sink our lips into the ones we love That have to say goodbye [Chorus:] And as I float along this ocean I can feel you like a notion that won't seem to let me go Cause when I look to the sky something tells me you're here with me And you make everything alright And when I feel like I'm lost something tells me you're here with me And I can always find my way when you are here [Verse 2] And every word I didn't say that caught up in some busy day And every dance on the kitchen floor we didn't have before And every sunset that we'll miss I'll wrap them all up in a kiss And pick you up in all of this when I sail away [Chorus:] And as I float along this ocean I can feel you like a notion that I hope will never leave [Verse 3] Whether I am up or down or in or out or just plane overhead Instead it just feels like it is impossible to fly But with you I can spread my wings to see me over everything that life may send me When I am hoping it won't pass me by And when I feel like there is no one that will ever know me there you are to show me Cause when I look to the sky something tells me you're here with me And you make everything alright And when I feel like I'm lost something tells me you're here with me And I can always find my way when you are here [X2] |
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Oct 02, 2005, 02:24 AM // 02:24
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast. Last thing I remember, I was running for the door. I had to find the passage back to the place I was before. "Relax," said the nightman, "we are programmed to recieve. You can check out any time you like, but you can't never leave!" |
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Oct 02, 2005, 05:07 AM // 05:07
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Apr 2005
Guild: aFk
Profession: Me/Rt
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Oasis
Don't Look Back in Anger Slip inside the eye of your mind Don't you know you might find A better place to play You said that you'd once never been All the things that you've seen Will slowly fade away So I start the revolution from my bed Cos you said the brains I have went to my head Step outside the summertime's in bloom Stand up beside the fireplace Take that look from off your face You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out So Sally can wait, she knows its too late as we're walking on by Her soul slides away, but don't look back in anger I hear you say Take me to the place where you go Where nobody knows if it's night or day Please don't put your life in the hands Of a Rock n Roll band Who'll throw it all away So I start the revolution from my bed Cos you said the brains I have went to my head Step outside the summertime's in bloom Stand up beside the fireplace Take that look from off your face You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out So Sally can wait, she knows its too late as we're walking on by Her soul slides away, but don't look back in anger I hear you say Don't look back in anger Don't look back in anger Don't look back in anger At least not today |
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Oct 02, 2005, 08:00 AM // 08:00
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Delphian Scribe
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Holland
Guild: No guild ;_;
Profession: N/Me
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by Al Yankovic
Lyrics: Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding (Germs) But they just come right back (Germs) I can't even see 'em, but I know they're up to something Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get 'em offa me I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria What do they want from me What'll they do to me There's no escape for me I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria Now if I ever dare to go to sleep That's when they start their sneak attack In the morning I wake up in utter horror To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque (Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face (Germs) And there's more comin' every day (Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get 'em offa me I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria What do they want from me What'll they do to me There's no escape for me I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria They're creepin' around my shorts They're under the bathroom sink They're ridin' inside my car They're swimmin' in my drink They're hidin' between my toes They're lurkin' in every kiss I got 'em way up my nose In every orafice I'm gonna show them who's boss I'm gonna get even yet Just gimme some Lysol spray Just hand me a moist towelette Don't tell me I'm paranoid I know that they're after me Look under the microscope See?? They're all over me They're inside of me Can't get 'em offa me I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria What do they want from me What'll they do to me There's no escape for me I'm crawling with ... microscopic bacteria They're all over me I can feel 'em all over me Over every part of me Microscopic bacteria I know they're watching me They're always watching me They're coming after me Microscopic bacteria Won't somebody help me Please somebody help me You've got to believe me They're out to get me They wanna control me They wanna destroy me They're tryin' to kill me It kind of upsets me |
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Oct 02, 2005, 08:51 AM // 08:51
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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Oct 02, 2005, 10:30 AM // 10:30
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#152 |
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Polar Bear Attendant
Join Date: May 2005
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omg no
 Just tell us everything is ok,huh ...  |
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Oct 06, 2005, 10:52 PM // 22:52
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Sunshine
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Wired
Guild: Daughters of Ananke
Profession: Mo/E
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I had no choice but to hear you
You stated your case time and again I thought about it You treat me like I’m a princess I’m not used to liking that You ask how my day was You’ve already won me over in spite of me Don’t be alarmed if I fall head over feet Don’t be surprised if I love you for all that you are I couldn’t help it It’s all your fault Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole You’re so much braver than I gave you credit for That’s not lip service You are the bearer of unconditional things You held your breath and the door for me Thanks for your patience You’re the best listener that I’ve ever met You’re my best friend Best friend with benefits What took me so long I’ve never felt this healthy before I’ve never wanted something rational I am aware now I am aware now |
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Oct 06, 2005, 10:56 PM // 22:56
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Lionheart Braves [LHB]
Profession: W/
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Hey noobs, I'm going to like totally like pwn you noobs
Cause I pwn you, like I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right I'm going to give you some spanks Just like you're like Kyle and you suck ass at all the games you try to play Cause I pwn you, I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right (nice) Pwn you.. I pwn you like you're somebody's mom trying to play the games I pwn you (Is that on? I dont think) I will pwn you.. sometime.. maybe when we play the game [Hey Noobs la la la la la la la la la la I pwn you la la la la la la la la la] Noobs.. I just like, kind of want to let you know, That like I totally like pwn, like you.. and ahh, You know you may think that like maybe one day like maybe I won't like anymore, But that's wrong..I'm always going to pwn you, cause I'm teh_pwnerer, it's just what I do [I pwn you la la la la la la la la la la like you're someone's mom la la la la la la la la la] I pwn you like pretty hard and stuff right, oh you want some of that? You're someones mom.. Oh you begging for the mercy now I'm gonna give you some spanks.. Cause you're total noob and you'll suck ass at every game you try to play I pwn all. |
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Oct 06, 2005, 10:56 PM // 22:56
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Sep 2005
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I was born a child of grace
Nothing else about the place Everything was ugly but your beautiful face And it left me no illusion I saw you in the curve of the moon In the shadow cast across my room You heard me in my tune When I just heard confusion All because of you All because of you All because of you I am...I am I like the sound of my own voice I didn't give anyone else a choice An intellectual tortoise Racing with your bullet train Some people get squashed crossing the tracks Some people got high rises on their backs I'm not broke but you can see the cracks You can make me perfect again All because of you All because of you All because of you I am...I am I'm alive I'm being born I just arrived, I'm at the door Of the place I started out from And I want back inside All because of you All because of you All because of you I am |
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Oct 06, 2005, 10:59 PM // 22:59
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#156 |
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Jul 2005
Guild: Lionheart Braves [LHB]
Profession: W/
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You look good in high-res
You've got uber chat skills Won't you grind quests with me - endlessly Tanking mobs is my role I maintain aggro But the rogue doesn't know, he's not MT (main tank) tonight World of Warcraft is a feeling Who needs a social life I can't wait to log in, Hop on a griffin Stockades, gnomer, SM Won't you join me, on an instance farming run Let me hit the vendor, free up some bag space Once I repair, I'll be good to go World of Warcraft is a feeling Who needs a social life Stratholme, Scholo, and UBRS He just dropped my valor helm How could I roll a 6? Grats to my guildmate, but I can't believe this shit This is the best game This is the best game I've ever played This is the greatest game World of Warcraft you're the greatest game World of Warcraft you're the greatest game The best game I've ever played Woah I can't wait to log on Hop on griffin World of Warcraft, a World of Warcraft A reality. |
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Oct 06, 2005, 11:00 PM // 23:00
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Sunshine
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Wired
Guild: Daughters of Ananke
Profession: Mo/E
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This motherf___er is posting some stupid-ass lyrics. Where do you get that shit, though, and is it really sung?
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Oct 06, 2005, 11:02 PM // 23:02
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#158 |
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Polar Bear Attendant
Join Date: May 2005
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what is THAT ? Oo
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Oct 06, 2005, 11:11 PM // 23:11
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#159 |
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Pre-Searing Cadet
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Something inside the cards
I know is right Don’t want to live Somebody elses life This is what I want to be And this is what I give to you Because I get it free She smiles while I do my time I could die for you Oh this life I choose I’m here to be your only go-between To tell you of the sights These eyes have seen What I really want to do is Turn it into motion Beauty that I can’t abuse You know that I’d use my senses to You can see that It’s only everywhere I’d take it all and then I’d find a way to share Come along and go Along with me Wander with me yo It’s all for free I could die for you Whatchu wanna do Oh this life I choose Come again and tell me Where you want to go What it means for me To be with you alone Close the door and No one has to know How we are Come along and go Along with me Wander with me yo It’s all for free I could die for you Whatchu want to do Oh this life I choose |
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Oct 06, 2005, 11:25 PM // 23:25
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Polar Bear Attendant
Join Date: May 2005
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Don't you make a move tonight
You can only stagger Once shes got you in her sight You're the one shes after Shes the blade and you're just paper You're afraid cause shes got closer You're back-steppin and she's back-stabbing everything in your life She stole everything your heart desired Now you want it back She stole everything your heart desired Now you want it back One by one you count the fights Doesn't even matter That shes got you by surprise Misery's your master Shes the blade and you're just paper You're afraid cause shes got closer Your back-steppin and shes out wrecking everything in your life She stole everything your heart desired Now you want it back She stole everything your heart desired Now you want it back She stole everything She controlled everything She stole everything She controlled everything Shes the blade Shes the blade Shes the blade and you're the paper Shes the blade and you're just... Shes the blade and you're just paper You're afraid cause shes got you closer She stole everything your heart desired Now you want it back She stole everything your heart desired Now you want it back She stole everything She controlled everything She stole everything And controlled everything |
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